{"product_id":"cook-the-books-sticker-funny-accountant-pun-vinyl-decal","title":"Cook the Books Sticker – Funny Accountant Pun Vinyl Decal","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"1282\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"950\"\u003eThey said cook the books… so we did. Literally.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"953\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"957\" data-end=\"985\"\u003e\"Cook the Books\" Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is your new favorite pun in vinyl form — a hilarious mashup of shady finance lingo and kitchen chaos. Featuring a cartoon \u003cstrong data-start=\"1108\" data-end=\"1141\"\u003ebook sizzling in a frying pan\u003c\/strong\u003e, this sticker is built for the accountants, tax nerds, bookworms, foodies, and spreadsheet criminals who \u003cem data-start=\"1247\" data-end=\"1282\"\u003ejust can’t resist a clever twist.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1375\" class=\"\"\u003eIt’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"1289\" data-end=\"1347\"\u003eequal parts funny, functional, and a little dangerous.\u003c\/strong\u003e Just how we like our humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1377\" data-end=\"1380\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1420\" class=\"\"\u003e📚🍳 \u003cem data-start=\"1391\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003eThe Sticker Design: Sizzling Satire\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1595\" class=\"\"\u003eThis sticker features a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1476\"\u003ebold, cartoon-style design\u003c\/strong\u003e of an actual book cooking in a frying pan — complete with a cheerful little flame and the phrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"1574\" data-end=\"1595\"\u003e\"Cook the Books.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1597\" data-end=\"1609\" class=\"\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1610\" data-end=\"1780\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1610\" data-end=\"1652\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1612\" data-end=\"1652\" class=\"\"\u003eAccountants who like to \u003cem data-start=\"1636\" data-end=\"1650\"\u003estir the pot\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1653\" data-end=\"1684\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1655\" data-end=\"1684\" class=\"\"\u003eBook lovers with dark humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1685\" data-end=\"1706\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1687\" data-end=\"1706\" class=\"\"\u003eOffice pranksters\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1707\" data-end=\"1735\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1709\" data-end=\"1735\" class=\"\"\u003eCPA students on the edge\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1736\" data-end=\"1780\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1738\" data-end=\"1780\" class=\"\"\u003eFinancial advisors with a love for irony\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1782\" data-end=\"1842\" class=\"\"\u003eThis design is smart, silly, and 100% conversation-starting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1844\" data-end=\"1847\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1849\" data-end=\"1876\" class=\"\"\u003e💻 \u003cem data-start=\"1856\" data-end=\"1876\"\u003eWhere to Stick It:\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1878\" data-end=\"2191\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1878\" data-end=\"1936\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1880\" data-end=\"1936\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1880\" data-end=\"1891\"\u003eLaptop:\u003c\/strong\u003e Make every Zoom call a little more chaotic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1937\" data-end=\"1995\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1939\" data-end=\"1995\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1939\" data-end=\"1962\"\u003eNotebook or ledger:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add spice to your spreadsheets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1996\" data-end=\"2055\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1998\" data-end=\"2055\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1998\" data-end=\"2015\"\u003eWater bottle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Because hydration is serious business\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2056\" data-end=\"2120\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2058\" data-end=\"2120\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2058\" data-end=\"2074\"\u003eOffice desk:\u003c\/strong\u003e Impress your coworkers with pun-based decor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2121\" data-end=\"2191\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2123\" data-end=\"2191\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2123\" data-end=\"2147\"\u003eFridge or microwave:\u003c\/strong\u003e For full “corporate kitchen comedy” vibes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2193\" data-end=\"2284\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether you’re working late or cooking up reports, this sticker adds flavor to your hustle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2286\" data-end=\"2289\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2291\" data-end=\"2317\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 \u003cem data-start=\"2298\" data-end=\"2317\"\u003ePerfect Gift For:\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2319\" data-end=\"2544\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2319\" data-end=\"2338\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2321\" data-end=\"2338\" class=\"\"\u003eYour CPA bestie\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2339\" data-end=\"2395\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2341\" data-end=\"2395\" class=\"\"\u003eThat one coworker who’s \u003cem data-start=\"2365\" data-end=\"2384\"\u003ea little too good\u003c\/em\u003e at Excel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2396\" data-end=\"2439\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2398\" data-end=\"2439\" class=\"\"\u003eA finance student cramming for midterms\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2440\" data-end=\"2485\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2442\" data-end=\"2485\" class=\"\"\u003eYour boss (if they have a sense of humor)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2486\" data-end=\"2544\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2488\" data-end=\"2544\" class=\"\"\u003eYou — because you’re obviously hilarious and underpaid\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2546\" data-end=\"2674\" class=\"\"\u003eDrop it in a thank-you card, use it as a stocking stuffer, or sneak it onto your team’s shared coffee machine. Chaos guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2676\" data-end=\"2679\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2681\" data-end=\"2725\" class=\"\"\u003e💧 \u003cem data-start=\"2688\" data-end=\"2725\"\u003eWaterproof. Durable. Auditor-Proof.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2727\" data-end=\"2783\" class=\"\"\u003eMade from \u003cstrong data-start=\"2737\" data-end=\"2765\"\u003epremium waterproof vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e, this sticker is:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2784\" data-end=\"2943\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2784\" data-end=\"2805\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2786\" data-end=\"2805\" class=\"\"\u003eScratch-resistant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2806\" data-end=\"2856\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2808\" data-end=\"2856\" class=\"\"\u003eWeatherproof for laptops, mugs, or outdoor use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2857\" data-end=\"2896\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2859\" data-end=\"2896\" class=\"\"\u003eLong-lasting and \u003cstrong data-start=\"2876\" data-end=\"2894\"\u003efade-resistant\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2897\" data-end=\"2943\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2899\" data-end=\"2943\" class=\"\"\u003ePeels cleanly — no residue, no audit trail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2945\" data-end=\"2958\" class=\"\"\u003eAvailable in:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2959\" data-end=\"3099\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2959\" data-end=\"2999\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2961\" data-end=\"2999\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2961\" data-end=\"2974\"\u003e1 sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e – for a solo statement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3000\" data-end=\"3045\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3002\" data-end=\"3045\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3002\" data-end=\"3012\"\u003e3 pack\u003c\/strong\u003e – coordinate your office chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3046\" data-end=\"3099\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3048\" data-end=\"3099\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3048\" data-end=\"3058\"\u003e6 pack\u003c\/strong\u003e – for your whole shady accounting crew\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3101\" data-end=\"3104\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3106\" data-end=\"3128\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 \u003cem data-start=\"3113\" data-end=\"3128\"\u003eShipping Info\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3130\" data-end=\"3274\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3130\" data-end=\"3164\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3132\" data-end=\"3164\" class=\"\"\u003eShips in \u003cstrong data-start=\"3141\" data-end=\"3162\"\u003e1–3 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3165\" data-end=\"3195\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3167\" data-end=\"3195\" class=\"\"\u003e🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3196\" data-end=\"3236\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3198\" data-end=\"3236\" class=\"\"\u003e🌍 International: 7–14 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3237\" data-end=\"3274\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3239\" data-end=\"3274\" class=\"\"\u003eTracking included where available\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3276\" data-end=\"3323\" class=\"\"\u003ePackaged flat and flame-free (but still spicy).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3325\" data-end=\"3328\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3330\" data-end=\"3356\" class=\"\"\u003e🔁 \u003cem data-start=\"3337\" data-end=\"3356\"\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Support\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3358\" data-end=\"3469\" class=\"\"\u003eWrong sticker? Damaged in shipping? Cooked too hard?\u003cbr data-start=\"3410\" data-end=\"3413\"\u003eWe’ve got you. Email \u003cstrong data-start=\"3434\" data-end=\"3454\"\u003e\u003ca data-start=\"3436\" data-end=\"3452\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e within 7 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3471\" data-end=\"3590\" class=\"\"\u003eReturns accepted on non-custom items within 14 days.\u003cbr data-start=\"3523\" data-end=\"3526\"\u003eRefunds processed once items are returned in original condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3592\" data-end=\"3595\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3597\" data-end=\"3628\" class=\"\"\u003e💌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3604\" data-end=\"3626\"\u003eKEOLIX BRAND BLOCK\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3629\" data-end=\"3843\" class=\"\"\u003eAt \u003cstrong data-start=\"3632\" data-end=\"3642\"\u003eKeolix\u003c\/strong\u003e, we turn puns into personality. From accountant jokes to emotional chaos, our stickers are handmade to brighten your space, boost your mood, and start a conversation — even in the most boring meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3845\" data-end=\"3914\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3845\" data-end=\"3914\"\u003eCook the books. Break the silence. Stick the fun where it counts.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3845\" data-end=\"3914\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3845\" data-end=\"3914\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? 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