{"product_id":"dear-santa-define-good-funny-christmas-tee","title":"Dear Santa, Define 'Good' – Funny Christmas Tee","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"291\" data-end=\"382\" class=\"\"\u003e🎅 \u003cstrong data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"382\"\u003e\"Dear Santa, Define 'Good'\" – Funny Christmas T-Shirt for Holiday Mischief Makers\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"387\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"389\" data-end=\"418\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 Be Naughty. Look Nice.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"720\" class=\"\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"455\"\u003e\"Dear Santa, Define 'Good'\"\u003c\/strong\u003e T-shirt is for the rebels of the season.\u003cbr data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"499\"\u003eThe ones who side-eye the \"Nice List\" and wonder who even made the rules.\u003cbr data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"575\"\u003eFeaturing a cheeky Santa with a raised eyebrow, this shirt is perfect for bringing humor (and maybe a little chaos) to every Christmas gathering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"811\" class=\"\"\u003eNot everyone was born to behave.\u003cbr data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"757\"\u003eAnd honestly? That’s what makes Christmas interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"816\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"853\" class=\"\"\u003e💬 Why You’ll Love This T-Shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"888\" class=\"\"\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"886\"\u003eFunny and Relatable\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"889\" data-end=\"1018\" class=\"\"\u003eWe’ve all wondered, at least once, where the line really is.\u003cbr data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eThis shirt says it out loud — and gets laughs without even trying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1020\" data-end=\"1159\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether you’re a professional pot-stirrer or just someone who \"bends\" the rules a little around the holidays, this tee has your name on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1199\" class=\"\"\u003e🛡️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1170\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003eSoft, Breathable Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1451\" class=\"\"\u003eThis T-shirt  is made from 100% premium cotton.\u003cbr data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003ePerfect for cozy fireside chats, awkward family dinners, or sneaking one more Christmas cookie when no one’s looking.\u003cbr data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003eIt’s comfortable enough to nap in after dinner — or to survive a 12-hour Christmas movie marathon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1453\" data-end=\"1503\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1461\" data-end=\"1501\"\u003ePerfect Gift for the Mischief Makers\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1504\" data-end=\"1670\" class=\"\"\u003eKnow someone who’s a little too competitive about board games?\u003cbr data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1569\"\u003eSomeone who “accidentally” shakes the presents under the tree?\u003cbr data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1634\"\u003eThis shirt is their holiday uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1672\" data-end=\"1757\" class=\"\"\u003eGreat for friends, siblings, coworkers, or that one aunt who always spikes the punch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1759\" data-end=\"1762\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1786\" class=\"\"\u003e👕 T-Shirt Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1788\" data-end=\"2068\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1788\" data-end=\"1839\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1790\" data-end=\"1839\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1790\" data-end=\"1805\"\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e – Breathable, soft, and durable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1840\" data-end=\"1896\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"1896\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"1859\"\u003eFabric Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e – 175gsm (white) \/ 185gsm (colors)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1897\" data-end=\"1982\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1899\" data-end=\"1982\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1899\" data-end=\"1906\"\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic unisex sizing; size up for an oversized \"holiday lounging\" look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1983\" data-end=\"2068\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1985\" data-end=\"2068\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1985\" data-end=\"2006\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e – Machine washable, because real rebels don’t do dry-cleaning\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2070\" data-end=\"2073\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2075\" data-end=\"2098\" class=\"\"\u003e📏 Available Sizes:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2100\" data-end=\"2116\" class=\"\"\u003eS, M, L, XL, XXL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2118\" data-end=\"2168\" class=\"\"\u003eBuilt for mischief-makers of all shapes and sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2170\" data-end=\"2173\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2175\" data-end=\"2199\" class=\"\"\u003e🎯 Where to Wear It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2201\" data-end=\"2394\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2201\" data-end=\"2226\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2203\" data-end=\"2226\" class=\"\"\u003eChristmas Eve parties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2227\" data-end=\"2253\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2229\" data-end=\"2253\" class=\"\"\u003eHoliday shopping trips\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2254\" data-end=\"2309\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2256\" data-end=\"2309\" class=\"\"\u003eFamily game nights (where things \u003cem data-start=\"2289\" data-end=\"2295\"\u003ewill\u003c\/em\u003e get heated)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2310\" data-end=\"2337\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2312\" data-end=\"2337\" class=\"\"\u003eSecret Santa gift swaps\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2338\" data-end=\"2394\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2340\" data-end=\"2394\" class=\"\"\u003ePhotos with Santa (and yes, \u003cem data-start=\"2368\" data-end=\"2376\"\u003eyou’ll\u003c\/em\u003e be the funny one)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2396\" data-end=\"2399\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2401\" data-end=\"2459\" class=\"\"\u003e🧠 Bonus Waffle – Because Defining “Good” is Overrated\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2461\" data-end=\"2775\" class=\"\"\u003eMaybe you baked a pie and then accidentally ate half of it.\u003cbr data-start=\"2520\" data-end=\"2523\"\u003eMaybe you helped decorate the tree and somehow broke three ornaments.\u003cbr data-start=\"2592\" data-end=\"2595\"\u003eMaybe you bought Christmas presents… and kept two for yourself.\u003cbr data-start=\"2658\" data-end=\"2661\"\u003eAre you good?\u003cbr data-start=\"2674\" data-end=\"2677\"\u003eAre you bad?\u003cbr data-start=\"2689\" data-end=\"2692\"\u003eOr are you just \u003cstrong data-start=\"2708\" data-end=\"2717\"\u003ehuman\u003c\/strong\u003e — trying your best and having a little fun along the way?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2777\" data-end=\"3080\" class=\"\"\u003eThat’s what this shirt celebrates.\u003cbr data-start=\"2811\" data-end=\"2814\"\u003eThe messy, joyful, slightly rebellious spirit that makes the holidays magical — not perfect.\u003cbr data-start=\"2906\" data-end=\"2909\"\u003eForget the \"perfect Christmas\" checklist.\u003cbr data-start=\"2950\" data-end=\"2953\"\u003eWear this shirt, show up with your weird energy, and make the best kind of memories: the ones that make people laugh for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3082\" data-end=\"3160\" class=\"\"\u003eBecause Santa can define \"good\" all he wants.\u003cbr data-start=\"3127\" data-end=\"3130\"\u003eYou’re defining it \u003cem data-start=\"3149\" data-end=\"3160\"\u003eyour way.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3162\" data-end=\"3165\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3167\" data-end=\"3192\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; 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Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KEOLIX","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":56884891582729,"sku":"sku-50045657284931","price":24.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":56884891615497,"sku":"sku-50045657317699","price":24.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":56884891648265,"sku":"sku-50045657350467","price":24.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":56884891681033,"sku":"sku-50045657383235","price":24.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ White","offer_id":56884891713801,"sku":"sku-50045657416003","price":24.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/4040\/2697\/files\/Image10_1d834f5a-c5f1-479e-875a-5ab3432fc4c9.jpg?v=1773511543","url":"https:\/\/instock.net\/products\/dear-santa-define-good-funny-christmas-tee","provider":"InStock","version":"1.0","type":"link"}