{"product_id":"grill-sergeant-card-funny-bbq-dad-joke-greeting-card","title":"Grill Sergeant Card – Funny BBQ Dad Joke Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"837\"\u003e🥩 Grill Sergeant Reporting for Duty\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"839\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003eWhen your dad, brother, partner (or that \u003cem data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"885\"\u003eone\u003c\/em\u003e guy at every family BBQ) starts referring to his tongs as \"weapons of mass deliciousness\"... you salute. You laugh. And you get him the \u003cem data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003eGrill Sergeant\u003c\/em\u003e card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1080\"\u003eThis card is for the BBQ king who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1115\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1083\" data-end=\"1115\"\u003eTreats burgers like sacred art\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1116\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1118\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003eThinks medium-rare is a religion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003eYells “fire in the hole” every time he lights the grill\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003eWhether he's Dad, your man, your mate, or just that neighbor who thinks he's \u003cem data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003eGordon Ramsay with smoke damage\u003c\/em\u003e, this card is made for him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1357\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1359\" data-end=\"1395\"\u003e🍔 Bold, Funny, and Full of Char\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1397\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003eFeaturing a cartoon “Grill Sergeant” standing proud with apron and chef’s hat, this card brings the heat.\u003cbr data-start=\"1502\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eIt’s a salute to those who take meat seriously and season with both confidence \u003cem data-start=\"1584\" data-end=\"1589\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1603\" data-end=\"1626\"\u003e🔥 When to Send It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1628\" data-end=\"1854\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1628\" data-end=\"1663\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1663\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1646\"\u003eFather’s Day\u003c\/strong\u003e – Obvious win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1664\" data-end=\"1748\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1748\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1679\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e – Especially if he’s grilling at his own party (classic dad move).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1749\" data-end=\"1854\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1751\" data-end=\"1854\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1751\" data-end=\"1767\"\u003eJust Because\u003c\/strong\u003e – For that random Tuesday when he’s wearing Crocs and wielding a spatula like a sword.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1856\" data-end=\"1919\"\u003eThis card says: \u003cem data-start=\"1872\" data-end=\"1919\"\u003e“I see your BBQ obsession, and I respect it.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1921\" data-end=\"1924\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1926\" data-end=\"1950\"\u003e📏 Choose Your Rank:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1952\" data-end=\"2119\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1952\" data-end=\"2002\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1954\" data-end=\"2002\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1954\" data-end=\"1974\"\u003eA6 (4.1\" x 5.8\")\u003c\/strong\u003e – Compact but commanding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2003\" data-end=\"2050\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2005\" data-end=\"2050\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA5 \u003c\/b\u003e– The tried-and-true hero size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2051\" data-end=\"2119\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2053\" data-end=\"2119\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2053\" data-end=\"2073\"\u003eA4 \u003c\/strong\u003e– For maximum impact (and maximum ego boost).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2121\" data-end=\"2124\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2126\" data-end=\"2149\"\u003e💌 Inside the Card:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2151\" data-end=\"2191\"\u003eBlank – so you can write whatever suits:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2192\" data-end=\"2356\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2192\" data-end=\"2249\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2194\" data-end=\"2249\"\u003e“You’re the only man I trust with fire and sausages.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2250\" data-end=\"2298\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2252\" data-end=\"2298\"\u003e“Happy Father’s Day, Commander of Charcoal.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2299\" data-end=\"2356\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2301\" data-end=\"2356\"\u003e“Thanks for feeding us without burning the house down.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2358\" data-end=\"2376\"\u003eOr keep it savage:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2377\" data-end=\"2440\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2377\" data-end=\"2440\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2379\" data-end=\"2440\"\u003e“You’re not a regular dad, you’re a \u003cem data-start=\"2415\" data-end=\"2421\"\u003erare\u003c\/em\u003e one. Medium rare.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2442\" data-end=\"2445\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2447\" data-end=\"2468\"\u003e🧑🍳 Card Specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2470\" data-end=\"2686\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2470\" data-end=\"2510\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2472\" data-end=\"2510\"\u003ePrinted on premium, sturdy cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2511\" data-end=\"2565\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2513\" data-end=\"2565\"\u003eGlossy finish on the front for that pro chef shine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2566\" data-end=\"2638\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2568\" data-end=\"2638\"\u003eComes with a matching envelope (so he doesn’t ask if one’s included)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2639\" data-end=\"2686\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2641\" data-end=\"2686\"\u003eMade with humour, love, and a dash of spice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2688\" data-end=\"2691\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2693\" data-end=\"2718\"\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2720\" data-end=\"2847\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2720\" data-end=\"2750\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2722\" data-end=\"2750\"\u003eShips in 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2751\" data-end=\"2775\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2753\" data-end=\"2775\"\u003eUK: 2–5 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2776\" data-end=\"2847\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2778\" data-end=\"2847\"\u003eInternational: 7–14 working days (depending on your local grill gods)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2849\" data-end=\"3062\"\u003eReturns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items. If it arrives damaged or incorrect? We’ll handle it like a boss. Just email us within 7 days with a pic.\u003cbr data-start=\"3012\" data-end=\"3015\"\u003eRefunds go back to the original payment method.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3064\" data-end=\"3067\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3069\" data-end=\"3093\"\u003e🎨 Want More Laughs?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3095\" data-end=\"3321\"\u003eIf you love this card, \u003cem data-start=\"3118\" data-end=\"3131\"\u003eyou’ll flip\u003c\/em\u003e (like a perfect steak) for the rest of our collection.\u003cbr data-start=\"3186\" data-end=\"3189\"\u003eWe’ve got:\u003cbr\u003e✔ Pun cards that actually land\u003cbr data-start=\"3230\" data-end=\"3233\"\u003e✔ Sweet and savage love notes\u003cbr data-start=\"3262\" data-end=\"3265\"\u003e✔ Art prints hotter than a grill on bank holiday weekend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3323\" data-end=\"3389\"\u003eCheck out our full shop and find your next “that’s SO him” moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3391\" data-end=\"3394\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3396\" data-end=\"3429\"\u003e🍗 Order Now – He Deserves It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3431\" data-end=\"3538\"\u003eGo ahead. Make the Grill Sergeant feel seen, loved, and slightly roasted (emotionally, not just meat-wise).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3540\" data-end=\"3640\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3540\" data-end=\"3560\"\u003eFree UK shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e included — because great cards should never come with a side of checkout guilt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3540\" data-end=\"3640\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. 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