{"product_id":"ho-ho-hold-my-drink-funny-christmas-tote-bag","title":"Ho Ho Hold My Drink – Funny Christmas Tote Bag","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"790\" class=\"\"\u003e🍹 Sip, Slay, and Sleigh with the Ho Ho Hold My Drink Tote\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"1074\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"879\"\u003eThis tote doesn’t just carry your essentials—it carries your \u003cem data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"876\"\u003eentire holiday mood\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e Featuring a dazzling Christmas cocktail (garnished with a candy cane stirrer and holly sprig), our \u003cstrong data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003e\"Ho Ho Hold My Drink\" Tote Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e is the cheeky, festive essential you didn’t know you needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1246\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether you’re off to the Christmas market, brunching with the girls, or just power-walking to the wine aisle like a sleighing queen—this bag has \u003cem data-start=\"1222\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003emain character energy\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1251\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1278\" class=\"\"\u003e🥂 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1309\" class=\"\"\u003e🍸 Bold Festive Design\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1310\" data-end=\"1458\" class=\"\"\u003eFrom the candy cane stirrer to the glistening holly garnish, this cocktail print screams “I came to sleigh.” It’s cheeky. It’s cute. It’s Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1460\" data-end=\"1487\" class=\"\"\u003e✨ Customizable Style\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1488\" data-end=\"1634\" class=\"\"\u003eFeeling bold? Go with the sassy “Ho Ho Hold My Drink” text. Prefer a clean vibe? Opt for the text-free version. Choose your own holiday aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1636\" data-end=\"1668\" class=\"\"\u003e♻️ Eco-Friendly Materials\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1669\" data-end=\"1801\" class=\"\"\u003eCrafted from \u003cstrong data-start=\"1682\" data-end=\"1706\"\u003e100% recycled cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e, this tote lets you shop, party, and gift responsibly. Stylish \u003cem data-start=\"1770\" data-end=\"1775\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e sustainable? Yes, please.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1803\" data-end=\"1844\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 Roomy, Durable, and Lightweight\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1845\" data-end=\"1978\" class=\"\"\u003eWith \u003cstrong data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"1864\"\u003e40 x 38 cm\u003c\/strong\u003e of space and \u003cstrong data-start=\"1878\" data-end=\"1893\"\u003e130-135 gsm\u003c\/strong\u003e cotton, it's built to handle prosecco, pressies, and peppermint lattes. All at once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1980\" data-end=\"1983\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1985\" data-end=\"2004\" class=\"\"\u003e🎄 Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2006\" data-end=\"2178\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2006\" data-end=\"2036\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2008\" data-end=\"2036\" class=\"\"\u003eHoliday shopping with sass\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2037\" data-end=\"2062\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2039\" data-end=\"2062\" class=\"\"\u003eEco-conscious gifting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2063\" data-end=\"2090\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2065\" data-end=\"2090\" class=\"\"\u003eSecret Santa with spice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2091\" data-end=\"2131\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2093\" data-end=\"2131\" class=\"\"\u003eCarrying cocktails \u003cem data-start=\"2112\" data-end=\"2117\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e compliments\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2132\" data-end=\"2178\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2134\" data-end=\"2178\" class=\"\"\u003eMaking strangers laugh in the queue at Tesco\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2180\" data-end=\"2183\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2185\" data-end=\"2215\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 Gifting Made Effortless\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2217\" data-end=\"2420\" class=\"\"\u003eSurprise your bestie, your boss, or your badass self with a tote that oozes festive energy. It's practical, hilarious, and totally reusable. Wrap it around a wine bottle and boom—\u003cem data-start=\"2396\" data-end=\"2420\"\u003einstant legend status.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2422\" data-end=\"2425\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2427\" data-end=\"2448\" class=\"\"\u003e📏 Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2450\" data-end=\"2637\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2450\" data-end=\"2499\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2452\" data-end=\"2499\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2452\" data-end=\"2467\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2500\" data-end=\"2538\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2502\" data-end=\"2538\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2502\" data-end=\"2515\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% recycled cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2539\" data-end=\"2569\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2541\" data-end=\"2569\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2541\" data-end=\"2555\"\u003eThickness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 130–135 gsm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2570\" data-end=\"2637\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2572\" data-end=\"2637\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2572\" data-end=\"2581\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean to keep those colors crisp and holiday-ready\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2639\" data-end=\"2642\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2644\" data-end=\"2669\" class=\"\"\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2671\" data-end=\"2819\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2671\" data-end=\"2686\"\u003eProcessing:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"2704\" data-end=\"2707\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2707\" data-end=\"2723\"\u003eUK Delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2–5 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"2741\" data-end=\"2744\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2744\" data-end=\"2762\"\u003eInternational:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–14 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"2781\" data-end=\"2784\"\u003e🔎 Tracking included when available\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2821\" data-end=\"2824\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2826\" data-end=\"2850\" class=\"\"\u003e🔁 Refunds \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2852\" data-end=\"3137\" class=\"\"\u003e📷 \u003cem data-start=\"2855\" data-end=\"2879\"\u003eDamaged or wrong item?\u003c\/em\u003e Email us within 7 days with a photo—we’ll sort it.\u003cbr data-start=\"2930\" data-end=\"2933\"\u003e📦 \u003cem data-start=\"2936\" data-end=\"2951\"\u003eLost package?\u003c\/em\u003e Eligible for refund\/replacement after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (INTL).\u003cbr data-start=\"3021\" data-end=\"3024\"\u003e↩️ \u003cem data-start=\"3027\" data-end=\"3045\"\u003eReturns accepted\u003c\/em\u003e within 14 days on non-personalized goods. Buyer pays return shipping unless item is faulty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3139\" data-end=\"3186\" class=\"\"\u003e📧 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3142\" data-end=\"3156\"\u003eQuestions?\u003c\/strong\u003e Reach us at: \u003ca data-start=\"3170\" data-end=\"3186\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3188\" data-end=\"3191\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3193\" data-end=\"3215\" class=\"\"\u003e✨ More From Keolix\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3217\" data-end=\"3395\" class=\"\"\u003e✔ Festive prints \u0026amp; handmade cards that actually make people smile\u003cbr data-start=\"3282\" data-end=\"3285\"\u003e✔ Whimsical art, emotional gifts, and bold personality pieces\u003cbr data-start=\"3346\" data-end=\"3349\"\u003e✔ Loyalty perks, points, and surprise launches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3397\" data-end=\"3400\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3402\" data-end=\"3528\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3402\" data-end=\"3438\"\u003eBe unforgettable this Christmas.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3438\" data-end=\"3441\"\u003eOrder your \u003cstrong data-start=\"3452\" data-end=\"3484\"\u003eHo Ho Hold My Drink Tote Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e now and sleigh the holiday season in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3402\" data-end=\"3528\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like \u003ci\u003eyou\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KEOLIX","offers":[{"title":"Yes","offer_id":56884881621257,"sku":"sku-50164499546435","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"No","offer_id":56884881654025,"sku":"sku-50164499579203","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/4040\/2697\/files\/Unknown-1233.jpg?v=1773511543","url":"https:\/\/instock.net\/products\/ho-ho-hold-my-drink-funny-christmas-tote-bag","provider":"InStock","version":"1.0","type":"link"}