{"product_id":"i-donate-to-hmrc-koala-t-shirt-funny-tax-season-tee","title":"I Donate to HMRC Koala T-Shirt | Funny Tax Season Tee","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"656\" data-end=\"694\" class=\"\"\u003e🐨 “I Donate to HMRC (Unwillingly)” T-shirt \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"823\" class=\"\"\u003eIf you've ever stared at your payslip like,\u003cbr data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"742\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"796\"\u003e\"Who is HMRC and why do they think we’re besties?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"799\"\u003e— this T-shirt is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"978\" class=\"\"\u003eMeet your new emotional support koala: slumped at a desk, defeated by direct debits, yet still showing up.\u003cbr data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"934\"\u003eHe’s tired. You’re tired. The shirt gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"980\" data-end=\"983\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"1002\" class=\"\"\u003e💬 The T-shirt Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1191\" class=\"\"\u003eFront and center: a cartoon koala that’s 3 seconds from crying and fully committed to passive resignation.\u003cbr data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003eBeside him? The perfectly blunt caption: \u003cstrong data-start=\"1154\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003e“I Donate to HMRC (Unwillingly).”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1247\" class=\"\"\u003eIt’s not just relatable. It’s therapy in textile form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1252\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1279\" class=\"\"\u003e💡 Why You’ll Love This T-shirt \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1458\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1326\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1283\" data-end=\"1326\" class=\"\"\u003eBecause you laugh to keep from screaming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1390\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1390\" class=\"\"\u003eBecause humour is how you emotionally process spreadsheets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1391\" data-end=\"1458\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1393\" data-end=\"1458\" class=\"\"\u003eBecause this tee gets more compliments than your accountant does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1460\" data-end=\"1599\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether you're dragging yourself to Tesco, filing your taxes, or just want the world to know you're being legally robbed — this shirt hits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1601\" data-end=\"1604\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1606\" data-end=\"1655\" class=\"\"\u003e✨ Bonus Waffle (aka the Existential Tax Rant)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1657\" data-end=\"1822\" class=\"\"\u003eLet’s be honest:\u003cbr data-start=\"1673\" data-end=\"1676\"\u003eWe’re all out here working hard, doing our best, dodging burnout — and for what?\u003cbr data-start=\"1756\" data-end=\"1759\"\u003eSo HMRC can take 20% of your dreams and 100% of your serotonin?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1824\" data-end=\"2008\" class=\"\"\u003eThis T-shirt doesn’t just make people laugh.\u003cbr data-start=\"1866\" data-end=\"1869\"\u003eIt validates the silent \u003cem data-start=\"1893\" data-end=\"1900\"\u003e\"wtf\"\u003c\/em\u003e we all feel every time we see a payslip.\u003cbr data-start=\"1941\" data-end=\"1944\"\u003eIt’s the wearable version of texting “lol” while crying in Pret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2010\" data-end=\"2122\" class=\"\"\u003eAnd you know what? It’s cute.\u003cbr data-start=\"2039\" data-end=\"2042\"\u003eBecause even your financial trauma deserves soft cotton and a cartoon marsupial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2124\" data-end=\"2127\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2129\" data-end=\"2157\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 Who It’s Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2159\" data-end=\"2361\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2159\" data-end=\"2204\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2161\" data-end=\"2204\" class=\"\"\u003eYou, when payday hits and so does reality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2205\" data-end=\"2247\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2207\" data-end=\"2247\" class=\"\"\u003eYour tax-prepping, Excel-loving friend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2248\" data-end=\"2294\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2250\" data-end=\"2294\" class=\"\"\u003eAny accountant with a dark sense of humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2295\" data-end=\"2361\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2297\" data-end=\"2361\" class=\"\"\u003eThe coworker who sighs every time someone says “NI contribution”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2363\" data-end=\"2366\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2368\" data-end=\"2391\" class=\"\"\u003e👕 Product Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2393\" data-end=\"2671\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2393\" data-end=\"2462\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2395\" data-end=\"2462\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2395\" data-end=\"2407\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e: 100% cotton — no financial cushion, but ultra comfy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2463\" data-end=\"2520\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2465\" data-end=\"2520\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2465\" data-end=\"2472\"\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e: Classic Gildan Heavy Cotton tee (unisex fit)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2521\" data-end=\"2552\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2523\" data-end=\"2552\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2523\" data-end=\"2532\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/strong\u003e: S, M, L, XL, XXL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2553\" data-end=\"2605\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2555\" data-end=\"2605\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2555\" data-end=\"2565\"\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e: 175gsm for white, 185gsm for colours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2606\" data-end=\"2671\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2608\" data-end=\"2671\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2608\" data-end=\"2616\"\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash cold. Scream internally. Tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2673\" data-end=\"2676\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2678\" data-end=\"2703\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2705\" data-end=\"2746\" class=\"\"\u003eOrders ship within \u003cstrong data-start=\"2724\" data-end=\"2746\"\u003e1–3 business days.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2748\" data-end=\"2819\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2748\" data-end=\"2777\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2750\" data-end=\"2777\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2750\" data-end=\"2756\"\u003eUK\u003c\/strong\u003e: 2–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2778\" data-end=\"2819\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2780\" data-end=\"2819\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2780\" data-end=\"2797\"\u003eInternational\u003c\/strong\u003e: 7–14 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2821\" data-end=\"3024\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2821\" data-end=\"2843\"\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Support:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2843\" data-end=\"2846\"\u003eNot vibing? Return any non-personalized items within \u003cstrong data-start=\"2899\" data-end=\"2910\"\u003e14 days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-start=\"2911\" data-end=\"2914\"\u003eWrong item or damaged? Email us with a photo within \u003cstrong data-start=\"2966\" data-end=\"2976\"\u003e7 days\u003c\/strong\u003e — we’ll fix it.\u003cbr data-start=\"2992\" data-end=\"2995\"\u003eLost package? You’re covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3026\" data-end=\"3070\" class=\"\"\u003eQuestions? Hit us up at \u003cstrong data-start=\"3050\" data-end=\"3070\"\u003e\u003ca data-start=\"3052\" data-end=\"3068\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3072\" data-end=\"3075\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3077\" data-end=\"3102\" class=\"\"\u003e🪐 Keolix Brand Block\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3104\" data-end=\"3197\" class=\"\"\u003eWelcome to \u003cstrong data-start=\"3115\" data-end=\"3125\"\u003eKeolix\u003c\/strong\u003e — where your trauma gets a punchline and your T-shirt does the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3199\" data-end=\"3394\" class=\"\"\u003e🖤 We turn stress into style, jokes into joy, and designs into dopamine\u003cbr data-start=\"3270\" data-end=\"3273\"\u003e🖤 Shop unapologetic cards, bold art prints, and wearable chaos\u003cbr data-start=\"3336\" data-end=\"3339\"\u003e🖤 This isn’t fast fashion. 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Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. 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