{"product_id":"id-give-you-a-kidney-card-funny-love-friendship","title":"I'd Give You a Kidney Card – Funny Love \u0026 Friendship","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"706\"\u003e🩺 “For You I’d Give a Kidney (Not Mine, but Someone’s)” Greeting Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"708\" data-end=\"832\"\u003eLove so big you’d… well, \u003cem data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"741\"\u003esource\u003c\/em\u003e a vital organ.\u003cbr data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"759\"\u003eThis tongue-in-cheek card pairs a wide-eyed cartoon kidney with the line:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"898\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"898\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"898\"\u003e“For you, I’d give a kidney.\u003cbr data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"869\"\u003eNot mine— but someone’s.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eIt’s equal parts sweet and wicked, perfect for partners, best friends, siblings or anyone who appreciates a slightly dark joke wrapped in real affection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1058\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1060\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003eWhy they’ll treasure it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1089\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1089\" data-end=\"1117\"\u003e• Laugh-out-loud artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1120\"\u003eSoft pastel palette, clean minimalist style and that mischievous grin— irresistible on a fridge door or desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1393\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1254\"\u003e• Three handy sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003e A6 – pocket-friendly for quick notes.\u003cbr data-start=\"1295\" data-end=\"1298\"\u003eA5 in – classic frameable.\u003cbr data-start=\"1328\" data-end=\"1331\"\u003e A4 – big canvas for epic declarations (or elaborate doodles).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1395\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1395\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003e• Premium 300 gsm cardstock\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1426\" data-end=\"1429\"\u003eSilky matte finish that loves gel pens and markers without smudging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1499\" data-end=\"1626\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1499\" data-end=\"1517\"\u003e• Blank inside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1517\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003eA totally clean slate for heartfelt prose, goofy limericks or an illustrated kidney transplant flow-chart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1628\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1628\" data-end=\"1657\"\u003e• Planet-minded packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1657\" data-end=\"1660\"\u003ePlastic-free, board-back mailer keeps corners crisp; 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