{"product_id":"new-phone-who-dis-tote-bag-retro-phone-shopper","title":"New Phone, Who Dis? Tote Bag – Retro Phone shopper","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"609\" class=\"\"\u003e📞 Ring Ring, Sass Is Calling: “New Phone, Who Dis?” Tote Bag\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"732\" class=\"\"\u003eIf the petty is strong in you… this tote bag \u003cem data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"660\"\u003egets it\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003cbr data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"664\"\u003eRetro vibe? ✅\u003cbr data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"680\"\u003eCheeky caption? ✅\u003cbr data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"700\"\u003eThat pink rotary phone energy? ✅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"958\" class=\"\"\u003eThis isn’t just a tote bag. It’s a \u003cem data-start=\"769\" data-end=\"789\"\u003evibe with attitude\u003c\/em\u003e. You’re not just running errands — you’re ghosting your ex energetically while grabbing almond milk. You’re not just going to class — you’re screening texts from chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"960\" data-end=\"1037\" class=\"\"\u003eThis tote \u003cem data-start=\"970\" data-end=\"982\"\u003etalks back\u003c\/em\u003e, and what it says is:\u003cbr data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1007\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1007\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003e“Try me. But like… don’t.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1042\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1064\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1066\" data-end=\"1219\" class=\"\"\u003e📞 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003eVintage Sass Vibes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1091\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eFeatures a retro cartoon pink phone and the phrase “New Phone, Who Dis?” – because blocking someone spiritually is self-care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1359\" class=\"\"\u003e♻️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1224\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003eEco + Attitude\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003eMade from 100% recycled cotton. Sustainably savage. 130–135gsm = lightweight but strong enough to hold your drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1361\" data-end=\"1507\" class=\"\"\u003e📏 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1364\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003ePerfect Size\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1383\"\u003e40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches) – big enough for all your daily essentials, including receipts, snacks, and emotional baggage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1723\" class=\"\"\u003e👜 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1536\"\u003eEveryday Icon Energy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1536\" data-end=\"1539\"\u003eWhether you're in sweats or eyeliner wings sharp enough to kill, this tote elevates your whole look. It pairs beautifully with iced coffee, side-eyes, and “I’m booked and busy” energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1725\" data-end=\"1728\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1730\" data-end=\"1773\" class=\"\"\u003e💅 Emotional Use Case \/ Real Life Vibes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1775\" data-end=\"1792\" class=\"\"\u003eThis is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1794\" data-end=\"2021\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1794\" data-end=\"1843\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1796\" data-end=\"1843\" class=\"\"\u003eThe bestie who thrives on chaotic good energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1844\" data-end=\"1897\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1846\" data-end=\"1897\" class=\"\"\u003eYou, every time you get a text from “maybe: Josh”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1898\" data-end=\"1956\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1900\" data-end=\"1956\" class=\"\"\u003eThat friend who still uses “lol ok” as a love language\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1957\" data-end=\"2021\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1959\" data-end=\"2021\" class=\"\"\u003eAnyone who says “delete my number” but keeps the screenshots\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2023\" data-end=\"2035\" class=\"\"\u003eUse it when:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2037\" data-end=\"2311\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2037\" data-end=\"2067\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2039\" data-end=\"2067\" class=\"\"\u003eYou need a visual boundary\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2068\" data-end=\"2158\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2070\" data-end=\"2158\" class=\"\"\u003eYou want strangers to know you’re not in the mood, but you still care about the planet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2159\" data-end=\"2212\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2161\" data-end=\"2212\" class=\"\"\u003eYou’re running errands with main character energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2213\" data-end=\"2311\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2215\" data-end=\"2311\" class=\"\"\u003eYou’re channeling that “she’s booked, but she’ll respond to your text in 3-5 business days” aura\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2313\" data-end=\"2316\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2318\" data-end=\"2345\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 Gift Idea That Slaps\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2347\" data-end=\"2410\" class=\"\"\u003eThe “New Phone, Who Dis?” tote makes an unforgettable gift for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2412\" data-end=\"2633\" class=\"\"\u003e🎀 Your Gen Z sibling who lives on TikTok\u003cbr data-start=\"2453\" data-end=\"2456\"\u003e🎀 That coworker who keeps quitting jobs spiritually but still shows up\u003cbr data-start=\"2527\" data-end=\"2530\"\u003e🎀 Your friend with 3 phones and 0 patience\u003cbr data-start=\"2573\" data-end=\"2576\"\u003e🎀 The freshly dumped baddie who just re-downloaded Hinge\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2635\" data-end=\"2732\" class=\"\"\u003eAdd a handwritten note. Or don’t. You’re busy.\u003cbr data-start=\"2681\" data-end=\"2684\"\u003eBut know this — this tote = ✨ instant serotonin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2734\" data-end=\"2737\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2739\" data-end=\"2759\" class=\"\"\u003e🛒 Wear It With:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2761\" data-end=\"2979\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2761\" data-end=\"2801\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2763\" data-end=\"2801\" class=\"\"\u003eOversized sunglasses and a messy bun\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2802\" data-end=\"2879\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2804\" data-end=\"2879\" class=\"\"\u003eThat one outfit you wear when you want people to ask “where’s that from?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2880\" data-end=\"2979\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2882\" data-end=\"2979\" class=\"\"\u003eThe type of attitude that says: “I’ll forgive, but I won’t forget. And I definitely won’t reply.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2981\" data-end=\"2984\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2986\" data-end=\"3020\" class=\"\"\u003e♻️ Built to Block With Purpose\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3022\" data-end=\"3180\" class=\"\"\u003e✅ 100% recycled cotton\u003cbr data-start=\"3044\" data-end=\"3047\"\u003e✅ Plastic-free packaging where possible\u003cbr data-start=\"3086\" data-end=\"3089\"\u003e✅ Handmade in small, intentional batches\u003cbr data-start=\"3129\" data-end=\"3132\"\u003e✅ Good for the planet. Bad for the toxic exes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3182\" data-end=\"3185\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3187\" data-end=\"3246\" class=\"\"\u003e🛍 Add to Cart — The Call is Coming From Inside the Bag\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3248\" data-end=\"3413\" class=\"\"\u003eThis tote is more than a bag.\u003cbr data-start=\"3277\" data-end=\"3280\"\u003eIt’s a \u003cem data-start=\"3287\" data-end=\"3314\"\u003evisual unsubscribe button\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003cbr data-start=\"3315\" data-end=\"3318\"\u003eIt’s a walking eye-roll with handles.\u003cbr data-start=\"3355\" data-end=\"3358\"\u003eIt’s the sarcastic pep talk you didn’t know you needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3415\" data-end=\"3550\" class=\"\"\u003e👉 Tap “Add to Cart”\u003cbr data-start=\"3435\" data-end=\"3438\"\u003e👉 Let the tote do the talking\u003cbr data-start=\"3468\" data-end=\"3471\"\u003e👉 Because honestly? If they wanted to be remembered, they should’ve been nicer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3415\" data-end=\"3550\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3415\" data-end=\"3550\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. 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