{"product_id":"olive-every-pizza-you-funny-food-pun-love-card","title":"Olive Every Pizza You – Funny Food Pun Love Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"1169\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"888\"\u003eOlive Every Pizza You.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"891\"\u003eAnd yes, we said that with our full chest.\u003cbr data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eThis card is for the person who makes your heart do a little mozzarella stretch. Whether you’re celebrating your partner, hyping up your bestie, or just craving a way to say “I’m obsessed with you (and snacks)” — this is your moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1171\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003eIt’s the perfect combo of humor, warmth, and food-fueled affection. Basically, a whole love language in pun form. 🍕🫒\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1294\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1296\" data-end=\"1331\"\u003e🍕 A SLICE OF SOMETHING SPECIAL\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1333\" data-end=\"1585\"\u003eFront and centre: a cartoon olive perched happily on a cheesy pizza slice, looking like it just met its soulmate (hint: that’s you). The phrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"1477\" data-end=\"1504\"\u003e\"Olive Every Pizza You\"\u003c\/strong\u003e pulls it all together with a wink — funny, sincere, and absolutely irresistible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1587\" data-end=\"1659\"\u003eIt’s adorable. It’s weirdly romantic. And it’ll 100% make someone smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1661\" data-end=\"1664\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1685\"\u003e❤️ WHO IS THIS CARD FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1687\" data-end=\"1874\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1687\" data-end=\"1721\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1689\" data-end=\"1721\"\u003eYour \u003cstrong data-start=\"1694\" data-end=\"1707\"\u003eValentine\u003c\/strong\u003e (obviously)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1722\" data-end=\"1758\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1724\" data-end=\"1758\"\u003eYour \u003cstrong data-start=\"1729\" data-end=\"1756\"\u003eride-or-die best friend\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1759\" data-end=\"1819\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1761\" data-end=\"1819\"\u003eYour \u003cstrong data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1793\"\u003elong-term situationship\u003c\/strong\u003e you’re ready to upgrade\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1874\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1822\" data-end=\"1874\"\u003eAnyone who sends you pizza memes and calls that love\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1876\" data-end=\"1886\"\u003eGreat card for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1887\" data-end=\"1999\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1887\" data-end=\"1906\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1889\" data-end=\"1906\"\u003eValentine’s Day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1907\" data-end=\"1924\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1909\" data-end=\"1924\"\u003eAnniversaries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1925\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1927\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1939\" data-end=\"1974\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1941\" data-end=\"1974\"\u003eJust-because-I-love-you moments\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1975\" data-end=\"1999\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1977\" data-end=\"1999\"\u003eOr literal pizza dates\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2001\" data-end=\"2004\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2006\" data-end=\"2049\"\u003e✍️ BLANK INSIDE FOR YOUR CHEESY MESSAGE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2051\" data-end=\"2134\"\u003eGo heartfelt. Go chaotic. Go full poetic sonnet about your shared love of takeaway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2136\" data-end=\"2183\"\u003eThe inside is blank, so whether you’re writing:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2184\" data-end=\"2316\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2184\" data-end=\"2205\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2186\" data-end=\"2205\"\u003eA spicy love note\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2206\" data-end=\"2238\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2208\" data-end=\"2238\"\u003eA goofy “olive you” pun-rant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2239\" data-end=\"2316\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2241\" data-end=\"2316\"\u003eOr just “Want to order pizza later?”\u003cbr data-start=\"2277\" data-end=\"2280\"\u003e…you’ve got room to make it special.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2318\" data-end=\"2321\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2323\" data-end=\"2354\"\u003e📐 SIZES FOR EVERY OCCASION\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2356\" data-end=\"2393\"\u003eAvailable in three feel-good formats:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2395\" data-end=\"2573\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2395\" data-end=\"2461\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2397\" data-end=\"2461\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2397\" data-end=\"2403\"\u003eA6\u003c\/strong\u003e (4.1 x 5.8”) – Petite and perfect for short love bursts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2462\" data-end=\"2507\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2464\" data-end=\"2507\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2464\" data-end=\"2474\"\u003eA5\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic, comfy, and giftable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2508\" data-end=\"2573\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2510\" data-end=\"2573\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2510\" data-end=\"2516\"\u003eA4 \u003c\/strong\u003e– For big feelings and even bigger toppings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2575\" data-end=\"2767\"\u003eEach one is printed on \u003cstrong data-start=\"2598\" data-end=\"2625\"\u003epremium matte cardstock\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels smooth, thick, and luxury-level. The design pops in vibrant, mouthwatering colour. Envelope included — because we’re not monsters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2769\" data-end=\"2772\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2774\" data-end=\"2806\"\u003e💌 HIGH-QUALITY \u0026amp; GIFT-READY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2808\" data-end=\"2940\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2808\" data-end=\"2834\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2810\" data-end=\"2834\"\u003eCrisp, colourful print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2835\" data-end=\"2857\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2837\" data-end=\"2857\"\u003eSilky matte finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2858\" data-end=\"2892\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2860\" data-end=\"2892\"\u003eComes with a matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2893\" data-end=\"2940\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2895\" data-end=\"2940\"\u003ePackaged with care to arrive in perfect shape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2942\" data-end=\"2997\"\u003eThis card isn’t just a snack — it’s the full meal deal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2999\" data-end=\"3002\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3004\" data-end=\"3025\"\u003e🖤 WHY THIS CARD?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3027\" data-end=\"3176\"\u003eBecause love should be funny.\u003cbr data-start=\"3056\" data-end=\"3059\"\u003eBecause food puns \u0026gt; roses.\u003cbr data-start=\"3085\" data-end=\"3088\"\u003eBecause you \u003cem data-start=\"3100\" data-end=\"3107\"\u003ecould\u003c\/em\u003e just text them, but this is more memorable (and more fridge-worthy).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3178\" data-end=\"3400\"\u003eThis card isn’t just something to give — it’s something they’ll keep. Whether taped to their mirror, pinned on the wall, or tucked into a memory box next to takeout receipts and concert tickets… it’s a piece of your story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3402\" data-end=\"3405\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3407\" data-end=\"3428\"\u003e🛒 CALL TO ACTION\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3430\" data-end=\"3630\"\u003eAdd to cart now and serve up a slice of affection.\u003cbr data-start=\"3480\" data-end=\"3483\"\u003eBecause when you love someone, you let them know — with carbs, with puns, and with a card that says, \u003cem data-start=\"3584\" data-end=\"3630\"\u003e“You’re the only topping I’ll never change.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3632\" data-end=\"3635\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3637\" data-end=\"3662\"\u003e📦 SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3664\" data-end=\"3886\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3664\" data-end=\"3704\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3666\" data-end=\"3704\"\u003eOrders ship within 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3705\" data-end=\"3739\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3707\" data-end=\"3739\"\u003eUK delivery: 2–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3740\" data-end=\"3777\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3742\" data-end=\"3777\"\u003eInternational delivery: 7–14 days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3778\" data-end=\"3824\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3780\" data-end=\"3824\"\u003eReturns accepted on non-personalized items\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3825\" data-end=\"3886\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3827\" data-end=\"3886\"\u003eDamaged or incorrect item? 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