{"product_id":"only-a-morning-person-dec-25-funny-xmas-tote","title":"Only a Morning Person Dec 25 – Funny Xmas Tote","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"760\" class=\"\"\u003e🎅 I'm Only a Morning Person on December 25th – Funny Christmas Tote Bag\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"1089\" class=\"\"\u003eWake up for one day and one day only—\u003cstrong data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"817\"\u003eDecember 25th.\u003c\/strong\u003e If mornings make you grumpy, but Christmas makes you jolly, this tote is your new holiday uniform. With a hilariously relatable Santa in striped pajamas, reindeer slippers, and a steaming mug of cocoa, this design screams, \u003cem data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003e\"Don’t talk to me until I’ve opened presents.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1091\" data-end=\"1307\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether you're shopping for gifts, stuffing stockings, or dragging yourself to a festive brunch, this recycled cotton tote has your back—literally. It’s durable, lightweight, sustainable, and packed with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1312\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1314\" data-end=\"1347\" class=\"\"\u003e🎄 Why You’ll Love This Tote:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1349\" data-end=\"1400\" class=\"\"\u003e😴 For the “I’m Not a Morning Person” People\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1401\" data-end=\"1529\" class=\"\"\u003eFinally, a tote that \u003cem data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1432\"\u003egets you\u003c\/em\u003e. This sleepy Santa’s got major main-character energy and zero tolerance for mornings—except one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1531\" data-end=\"1565\" class=\"\"\u003e♻️ Eco-Conscious \u0026amp; Reusable\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1702\" class=\"\"\u003eMade from \u003cstrong data-start=\"1576\" data-end=\"1600\"\u003e100% recycled cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e, this bag makes you feel good \u003cem data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1636\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e look good while reducing waste. Guilt-free gifting at its finest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1704\" data-end=\"1733\" class=\"\"\u003e🛍️ Surprisingly Roomy\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1734\" data-end=\"1893\" class=\"\"\u003eWith its \u003cstrong data-start=\"1743\" data-end=\"1757\"\u003e40 x 38 cm\u003c\/strong\u003e size and \u003cstrong data-start=\"1767\" data-end=\"1782\"\u003e130-135 gsm\u003c\/strong\u003e thickness, it fits everything from mince pies to last-minute presents. Durable, practical, and always festive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1895\" data-end=\"1898\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1900\" data-end=\"1919\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1921\" data-end=\"2170\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1921\" data-end=\"1957\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1923\" data-end=\"1957\" class=\"\"\u003eGrinches turned Christmas lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1958\" data-end=\"2001\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1960\" data-end=\"2001\" class=\"\"\u003eLazy gift haulers who hate plastic bags\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2002\" data-end=\"2046\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2004\" data-end=\"2046\" class=\"\"\u003eSecret Santa gifts with real personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2112\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2049\" data-end=\"2112\" class=\"\"\u003eWrapping-challenged gifters (put the gift \u003cem data-start=\"2091\" data-end=\"2095\"\u003ein\u003c\/em\u003e the tote—done)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2113\" data-end=\"2170\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2115\" data-end=\"2170\" class=\"\"\u003eThe one friend who hates mornings but loves mulled wine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2172\" data-end=\"2175\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2177\" data-end=\"2200\" class=\"\"\u003e📐 Product Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2202\" data-end=\"2357\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2202\" data-end=\"2241\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2204\" data-end=\"2241\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2204\" data-end=\"2213\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2242\" data-end=\"2280\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2244\" data-end=\"2280\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2244\" data-end=\"2257\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Recycled Cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2281\" data-end=\"2315\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2283\" data-end=\"2315\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2283\" data-end=\"2301\"\u003eFabric Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 130–135 gsm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2316\" data-end=\"2357\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2318\" data-end=\"2357\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2318\" data-end=\"2327\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean to preserve colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2359\" data-end=\"2362\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2364\" data-end=\"2389\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2391\" data-end=\"2555\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2391\" data-end=\"2411\"\u003eProcessing time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"2429\" data-end=\"2432\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2432\" data-end=\"2448\"\u003eUK Delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2–5 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"2466\" data-end=\"2469\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2469\" data-end=\"2496\"\u003eInternational Delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–14 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"2515\" data-end=\"2518\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2518\" data-end=\"2555\"\u003eTracking available on select orders\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2557\" data-end=\"2560\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2562\" data-end=\"2592\" class=\"\"\u003e🔄 Refund \u0026amp; Return Policy:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2594\" data-end=\"2900\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2594\" data-end=\"2666\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2596\" data-end=\"2666\" class=\"\"\u003e📸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2599\" data-end=\"2625\"\u003eDamaged or wrong item?\u003c\/strong\u003e Contact us with a photo within 7 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2667\" data-end=\"2746\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2669\" data-end=\"2746\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2672\" data-end=\"2688\"\u003eLost orders?\u003c\/strong\u003e UK: 14 days \/ INTL: 30 days before we refund or resend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2747\" data-end=\"2806\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2749\" data-end=\"2806\" class=\"\"\u003e💸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2752\" data-end=\"2764\"\u003eRefunds:\u003c\/strong\u003e To original payment method upon return.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2807\" data-end=\"2900\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2809\" data-end=\"2900\" class=\"\"\u003e🔁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2812\" data-end=\"2824\"\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e Accepted within 14 days. Buyer pays return shipping unless item is damaged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2902\" data-end=\"2946\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2902\" data-end=\"2916\"\u003eNeed help?\u003c\/strong\u003e Email us at \u003ca data-start=\"2929\" data-end=\"2945\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2948\" data-end=\"2951\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2953\" data-end=\"2991\" class=\"\"\u003e✨ More Holiday Joy? 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This bag is not just a tote—it’s a \u003cem data-start=\"3328\" data-end=\"3334\"\u003emood\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? 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And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. 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