{"product_id":"owl-shit-tote-funny-eco-friendly-cotton-shopper","title":"Owl Shit Tote – Funny Eco-Friendly Cotton Shopper","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"745\" class=\"\"\u003e🦉 Say It With Sass – The \"Owl Shit\" Tote Bag Is Here\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"747\" data-end=\"791\" class=\"\"\u003eNeed a bag that hoots back? This Tote has got you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"793\" data-end=\"1120\" class=\"\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"820\"\u003e“Owl Shit”  Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the unapologetically funny, the sarcastically chic, and the owl lovers who aren’t afraid to ruffle a few feathers. With a hilarious cartoon owl and cheeky pun, this tote delivers maximum giggles with minimum effort. Perfect for errands, grocery runs, or just turning heads at the post office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1122\" data-end=\"1186\" class=\"\"\u003eThis isn’t just a tote bag. \u003cstrong data-start=\"1150\" data-end=\"1186\"\u003eIt’s your personality on canvas.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1191\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1228\" class=\"\"\u003e💥 Why This Is a Must-Have\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1260\" class=\"\"\u003e🖼️ Bold \u0026amp; Funny Design\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1261\" data-end=\"1435\" class=\"\"\u003eFeaturing a wide-eyed cartoon owl and the phrase “Owl Shit,” this tote is equal parts adorable and bold. It’s the perfect icebreaker, joke, and everyday flex rolled into one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1437\" data-end=\"1468\" class=\"\"\u003e🌱 Eco-Conscious \u0026amp; Tough\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1469\" data-end=\"1625\" class=\"\"\u003eMade from \u003cstrong data-start=\"1479\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003e100% recycled cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e with a thick \u003cstrong data-start=\"1517\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003e130–135 gsm weave\u003c\/strong\u003e, this bag is as sturdy as your comebacks. Carry heavy stuff? Go ahead. It can take it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1627\" data-end=\"1653\" class=\"\"\u003e📏 The Perfect Size\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1654\" data-end=\"1771\" class=\"\"\u003eAt \u003cstrong data-start=\"1657\" data-end=\"1690\"\u003e40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e, it holds all your chaos: groceries, notebooks, spare hoodies, snacks, and sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1773\" data-end=\"1798\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 Great Gift Vibe\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"1951\" class=\"\"\u003eLooking for a gift that’s actually funny and useful? This tote is ideal for the friend who \u003cem data-start=\"1890\" data-end=\"1906\"\u003elives for puns\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem data-start=\"1908\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003eloves owls\u003c\/em\u003e, or just \u003cem data-start=\"1930\" data-end=\"1950\"\u003esays it like it is\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1953\" data-end=\"1956\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1958\" data-end=\"1978\" class=\"\"\u003e💬 Who’s It For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1980\" data-end=\"2114\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1980\" data-end=\"2014\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1982\" data-end=\"2014\" class=\"\"\u003eSarcastic queens and pun kings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2015\" data-end=\"2039\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2017\" data-end=\"2039\" class=\"\"\u003eOwl lovers with edge\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2040\" data-end=\"2067\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2042\" data-end=\"2067\" class=\"\"\u003eEco-conscious goofballs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2068\" data-end=\"2114\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2070\" data-end=\"2114\" class=\"\"\u003ePeople who know life’s better when you laugh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2116\" data-end=\"2119\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2121\" data-end=\"2146\" class=\"\"\u003e💌 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2148\" data-end=\"2312\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2148\" data-end=\"2163\"\u003eProcessing:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"2181\" data-end=\"2184\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2184\" data-end=\"2200\"\u003eUK Shipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2–5 days\u003cbr data-start=\"2209\" data-end=\"2212\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2212\" data-end=\"2230\"\u003eInternational:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–14 days (customs may affect timing)\u003cbr data-start=\"2268\" data-end=\"2271\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2274\" data-end=\"2312\"\u003eTracking included where applicable\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2314\" data-end=\"2317\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2319\" data-end=\"2343\" class=\"\"\u003e🔁 Refunds \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2345\" data-end=\"2659\" class=\"\"\u003e📸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2348\" data-end=\"2374\"\u003eItem damaged or wrong?\u003c\/strong\u003e Email us within 7 days with a pic—we’ll sort it fast.\u003cbr data-start=\"2428\" data-end=\"2431\"\u003e📪 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2434\" data-end=\"2455\"\u003eLost in the mail?\u003c\/strong\u003e Full refund or replacement after 14 (UK) or 30 (INTL) days.\u003cbr data-start=\"2515\" data-end=\"2518\"\u003e🔁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2521\" data-end=\"2541\"\u003eReturns accepted\u003c\/strong\u003e within 14 days (non-personalized items only). 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Buyer pays return postage unless faulty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2661\" data-end=\"2714\" class=\"\"\u003e📬 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2664\" data-end=\"2674\"\u003eEmail:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca data-start=\"2675\" data-end=\"2691\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e – We’ve got your back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2716\" data-end=\"2719\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2721\" data-end=\"2744\" class=\"\"\u003e🎨 More From Keolix\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2746\" data-end=\"2882\" class=\"\"\u003e✔ Handmade cards with heart\u003cbr data-start=\"2773\" data-end=\"2776\"\u003e✔ Quirky, cheeky art prints\u003cbr data-start=\"2803\" data-end=\"2806\"\u003e✔ Eco-conscious accessories with attitude\u003cbr data-start=\"2847\" data-end=\"2850\"\u003e✔ Loyalty rewards + member perks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2884\" data-end=\"2887\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2889\" data-end=\"3003\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2889\" data-end=\"2933\"\u003eBe bold. Be weird. Be owl-shit fabulous.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2933\" data-end=\"2936\"\u003eGrab your “Owl Shit” tote today and carry laughter wherever you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2889\" data-end=\"3003\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. 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