{"product_id":"president-of-the-broken-hearts-club-t-shirt","title":"President of the Broken Hearts Club T-shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"711\" data-end=\"752\" class=\"\"\u003e💔 President of the Broken Hearts Club T-shirt \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"948\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eWelcome to the most exclusive club no one \u003cem data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"805\"\u003ewants\u003c\/em\u003e to join... but everyone ends up in.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"846\"\u003eIf you’ve loved hard, cried harder, and somehow came out funnier — congrats, babe.\u003cbr data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"931\"\u003eYou’re qualified. And this T-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"1056\" class=\"\"\u003eThis t-shirt is your uniform.\u003cbr data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"978\"\u003eNot for wallowing. Not for pity.\u003cbr data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003eBut for wearing your ache like a crown.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1058\" data-end=\"1061\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1080\" class=\"\"\u003e🎨 The T-shirt Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1082\" data-end=\"1250\" class=\"\"\u003eOn the front?\u003cbr data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1098\"\u003eA hand-drawn heartbreak pass.\u003cbr data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003eOfficial member status. Pastel tones. Playful sadness.\u003cbr data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1187\"\u003eA little \u003cem data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003ewink\u003c\/em\u003e from your inner emo child.\u003cbr data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003eThe T-shirt design says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1296\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003e“Yeah, it hurt. But I made it look good.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1298\" data-end=\"1356\" class=\"\"\u003eIt’s minimal.\u003cbr data-start=\"1311\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003eIt’s nostalgic.\u003cbr data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1332\"\u003eIt’s devastatingly cute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1361\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1363\" data-end=\"1392\" class=\"\"\u003e🧵 Quality That Comforts:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1394\" data-end=\"1802\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1394\" data-end=\"1505\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1505\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1407\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Gildan heavy cotton — it’s soft but sturdy, like your last situationship \u003cem data-start=\"1486\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003eshould’ve\u003c\/em\u003e been.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1606\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1508\" data-end=\"1606\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1508\" data-end=\"1519\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 175gsm (white) \/ 185gsm (colours) — breathable, non-see-through, hug-level thickness\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1659\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1609\" data-end=\"1659\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1609\" data-end=\"1617\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex cut, true to size, flattering AF\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1660\" data-end=\"1749\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1749\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1671\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine washable, dryer-safe — this tee’s more low-maintenance than your ex\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1750\" data-end=\"1802\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1752\" data-end=\"1802\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1752\" data-end=\"1762\"\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S to XXL — heartbreak has no size limit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1804\" data-end=\"1807\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1809\" data-end=\"1829\" class=\"\"\u003e💘 Who’s Is This T-shirt For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1831\" data-end=\"2083\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1831\" data-end=\"1896\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1833\" data-end=\"1896\" class=\"\"\u003eYou, still making playlists for people who don’t deserve them\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1897\" data-end=\"1949\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1899\" data-end=\"1949\" class=\"\"\u003eYour bestie, post-breakup, eating noodles in bed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1950\" data-end=\"2019\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1952\" data-end=\"2019\" class=\"\"\u003eThat one friend who collects ironic t-shirts like emotional armor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2020\" data-end=\"2083\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2022\" data-end=\"2083\" class=\"\"\u003eAnyone who’s ever cried in the shower and then taken a selfie\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2085\" data-end=\"2088\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2090\" data-end=\"2131\" class=\"\"\u003e🧠 Bonus Waffle — The Heartbreak Lore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2133\" data-end=\"2363\" class=\"\"\u003eYou don’t get to be \u003cstrong data-start=\"2153\" data-end=\"2166\"\u003ePresident\u003c\/strong\u003e of the Broken Hearts Club by being soft.\u003cbr data-start=\"2207\" data-end=\"2210\"\u003eYou earn it.\u003cbr data-start=\"2222\" data-end=\"2225\"\u003eThrough silence. Through spiral. Through Spotify. Through growth.\u003cbr data-start=\"2290\" data-end=\"2293\"\u003eThrough the kind of pain that makes you poetic. And slightly unhinged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2365\" data-end=\"2422\" class=\"\"\u003eThis tee isn’t just fabric.\u003cbr data-start=\"2392\" data-end=\"2395\"\u003eIt’s your \u003cem data-start=\"2405\" data-end=\"2422\"\u003esurvival merch.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2424\" data-end=\"2445\" class=\"\"\u003eIt’s a reminder that:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2447\" data-end=\"2548\" class=\"\"\u003e💌 You’re not alone.\u003cbr data-start=\"2467\" data-end=\"2470\"\u003e💌 You’re not broken — you’re rebuilt.\u003cbr data-start=\"2508\" data-end=\"2511\"\u003e💌 And yes, you are hot when you cry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2550\" data-end=\"2610\" class=\"\"\u003eSome wear designer.\u003cbr data-start=\"2569\" data-end=\"2572\"\u003eYou wear \u003cstrong data-start=\"2581\" data-end=\"2609\"\u003edevastation with dignity\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2612\" data-end=\"2781\" class=\"\"\u003ePair it with baggy jeans, headphones, and \u003cem data-start=\"2654\" data-end=\"2684\"\u003eeye contact no one deserves.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2684\" data-end=\"2687\"\u003eOr wear it oversized to your ex’s house and leave it there by \"accident.\"\u003cbr data-start=\"2760\" data-end=\"2763\"\u003eWe won’t stop you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2783\" data-end=\"2786\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2788\" data-end=\"2818\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns Info\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2820\" data-end=\"2933\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2820\" data-end=\"2834\"\u003eUK Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2834\" data-end=\"2837\"\u003e– Shipped in 1–3 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"2867\" data-end=\"2870\"\u003e– Delivered in 2–5 via tracked mail\u003cbr data-start=\"2905\" data-end=\"2908\"\u003e– Eco packaging, always\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2935\" data-end=\"3034\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2935\" data-end=\"2960\"\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2960\" data-end=\"2963\"\u003e– 7–14 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"2983\" data-end=\"2986\"\u003e– Tracked shipping\u003cbr data-start=\"3004\" data-end=\"3007\"\u003e– Customs delays possible\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3036\" data-end=\"3197\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3036\" data-end=\"3058\"\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3058\" data-end=\"3061\"\u003e– 14-day return window on non-personalized items\u003cbr data-start=\"3109\" data-end=\"3112\"\u003e– Must be unused, in original packaging\u003cbr data-start=\"3151\" data-end=\"3154\"\u003e– Buyer covers return unless item is faulty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3199\" data-end=\"3339\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3199\" data-end=\"3223\"\u003eDamaged\/Wrong Order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3223\" data-end=\"3226\"\u003e– Email \u003cstrong data-start=\"3234\" data-end=\"3254\"\u003e\u003ca data-start=\"3236\" data-end=\"3252\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e within 7 days\u003cbr data-start=\"3268\" data-end=\"3271\"\u003e– Include your order number + photo\u003cbr data-start=\"3306\" data-end=\"3309\"\u003e– We’ll fix it (and send hugs)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3341\" data-end=\"3344\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3346\" data-end=\"3365\" class=\"\"\u003e💜 About KEOLIX\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3367\" data-end=\"3419\" class=\"\"\u003eThis isn’t fast fashion. This is \u003cem data-start=\"3400\" data-end=\"3410\"\u003efeelings\u003c\/em\u003e fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3421\" data-end=\"3580\" class=\"\"\u003eEvery KEOLIX product is handmade, emotionally charged, and built to say what your mouth can’t.\u003cbr data-start=\"3515\" data-end=\"3518\"\u003eCards? Savage.\u003cbr data-start=\"3532\" data-end=\"3535\"\u003ePrints? Poetic.\u003cbr data-start=\"3550\" data-end=\"3553\"\u003eTees? Therapy with sleeves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3582\" data-end=\"3755\" class=\"\"\u003eNot sure what to buy next? Browse our \u003cstrong data-start=\"3620\" data-end=\"3645\"\u003esad girl starter pack\u003c\/strong\u003e or check out bestsellers.\u003cbr data-start=\"3671\" data-end=\"3674\"\u003eNeed styling ideas? We’ve got real-life inspo and heartbreak combos that go hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3757\" data-end=\"3833\" class=\"\"\u003eYou’re not just shopping.\u003cbr data-start=\"3782\" data-end=\"3785\"\u003eYou’re collecting artefacts of your healing era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3835\" data-end=\"3838\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3840\" data-end=\"3870\" class=\"\"\u003e💡 Ready to Lead the Club?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3872\" data-end=\"4008\" class=\"\"\u003eOrder the \"President of the Broken Hearts Club\" tee and start romanticizing your ruin.\u003cbr data-start=\"3958\" data-end=\"3961\"\u003eYou’re not just healing.\u003cbr data-start=\"3985\" data-end=\"3988\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3988\" data-end=\"4006\"\u003eYou’re iconic.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. 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