{"product_id":"rich-and-unemployed-yacht-satire-tote-bag","title":"Rich and Unemployed Yacht Satire Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"748\" class=\"\"\u003eThe \"Rich and Unemployed\" Tote is what happens when yachtcore meets dry wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"750\" data-end=\"1079\" class=\"\"\u003eThis bag doesn’t just carry your snacks and sunglasses—it carries a whole lifestyle. One that screams “early retirement,” “quiet luxury,” and “I have nothing to do today and everything to spend.” Whether you’re actually jobless or just acting like it, this is your daily reminder to live shamelessly and look good while doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003e🚤 Meet the Tote Bag:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1103\" data-end=\"1379\" class=\"\"\u003eThis tote features a minimalist yacht illustration floating effortlessly across your vibe. And that bold little phrase? “Rich and Unemployed.” It’s your new mantra. A wink to capitalism. A nod to the hustle-free elite. A shoutout to all the girlies living in their delulu era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1381\" data-end=\"1419\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1381\" data-end=\"1419\"\u003e♻️ Tote Specs (aka Yacht Storage):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1421\" data-end=\"1770\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1421\" data-end=\"1485\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1423\" data-end=\"1485\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1423\" data-end=\"1447\"\u003e100% Recycled Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e: Soft, strong, and ethically flexing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1486\" data-end=\"1574\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1488\" data-end=\"1574\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1488\" data-end=\"1513\"\u003e130–135 gsm thickness\u003c\/strong\u003e: Light enough for beach days, tough enough for luxury hauls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1714\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1577\" data-end=\"1714\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1577\" data-end=\"1585\"\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches) — perfect for oversized sunnies, expensive water bottles, and snack-fueled detours to the marina.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1715\" data-end=\"1770\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1717\" data-end=\"1770\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1717\" data-end=\"1743\"\u003ePlastic-Free Packaging\u003c\/strong\u003e (because we’re not trashy)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1772\" data-end=\"1791\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1772\" data-end=\"1791\"\u003e🌴 Use It When:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1793\" data-end=\"1902\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1793\" data-end=\"1821\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1795\" data-end=\"1821\" class=\"\"\u003eYou’re brunching in linen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1822\" data-end=\"1851\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1824\" data-end=\"1851\" class=\"\"\u003eYou’re jobless but glowing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1852\" data-end=\"1902\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1854\" data-end=\"1902\" class=\"\"\u003eYou’re mentally on a yacht, physically in Tesco.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1904\" data-end=\"2100\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether you’re packing it for a bougie beach day or strolling through Notting Hill pretending your inheritance just came through, this tote carries it all—while looking rich and wildly unbothered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2102\" data-end=\"2120\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2102\" data-end=\"2120\"\u003e🎁 Gift It To:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2122\" data-end=\"2346\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2122\" data-end=\"2179\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2124\" data-end=\"2179\" class=\"\"\u003eThe friend who just quit their job (on purpose or not).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2180\" data-end=\"2230\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2182\" data-end=\"2230\" class=\"\"\u003eThe sugar baby who gets paid in Monzo transfers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2231\" data-end=\"2288\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2233\" data-end=\"2288\" class=\"\"\u003eThe ex-corporate girlie turned “wellness entrepreneur.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2289\" data-end=\"2346\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2291\" data-end=\"2346\" class=\"\"\u003eYourself, because this is manifestation in cotton form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2348\" data-end=\"2371\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2348\" data-end=\"2371\"\u003e👛 Why You Need It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2373\" data-end=\"2571\" class=\"\"\u003eBecause you’re done carrying tote bags with \"Live, Laugh, Love\" energy. This is your reminder to live expensively (even on a budget), take naps at noon, and walk like you inherited a private island.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2573\" data-end=\"2630\" class=\"\"\u003eLet the peasants carry beige bags. You? You carry satire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2632\" data-end=\"2653\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2632\" data-end=\"2653\"\u003e🛍️ Outfit Vibes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2655\" data-end=\"2856\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2655\" data-end=\"2725\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2657\" data-end=\"2725\" class=\"\"\u003eCrisp white tee + wide-leg jeans + this tote = “soft life” realness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2726\" data-end=\"2783\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2728\" data-end=\"2783\" class=\"\"\u003eBikini + linen set + iced oat latte = trust fund coded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2784\" data-end=\"2856\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2786\" data-end=\"2856\" class=\"\"\u003eBlack dress + heels + statement lip = unemployed but highly desirable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2858\" data-end=\"2884\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2858\" data-end=\"2884\"\u003e🧘 Emotional Benefits:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2886\" data-end=\"3061\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2886\" data-end=\"2933\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2888\" data-end=\"2933\" class=\"\"\u003e87% more likely to make you smirk mid-errand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2934\" data-end=\"2999\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2936\" data-end=\"2999\" class=\"\"\u003eDoubles as a social filter: if they laugh, they’re your people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3000\" data-end=\"3061\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3002\" data-end=\"3061\" class=\"\"\u003eAdds +10 confidence just by swinging it over your shoulder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3063\" data-end=\"3088\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3063\" data-end=\"3088\"\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3090\" data-end=\"3327\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3090\" data-end=\"3122\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3092\" data-end=\"3122\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3092\" data-end=\"3122\"\u003eShips in 1–3 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3123\" data-end=\"3196\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3125\" data-end=\"3196\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3125\" data-end=\"3131\"\u003eUK\u003c\/strong\u003e: 2–5 days | \u003cstrong data-start=\"3144\" data-end=\"3161\"\u003eInternational\u003c\/strong\u003e: 7–14 days (customs may add spice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3197\" data-end=\"3260\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3199\" data-end=\"3260\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3199\" data-end=\"3234\"\u003eReturns accepted within 14 days\u003c\/strong\u003e on non-personalized items\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3261\" data-end=\"3327\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3263\" data-end=\"3327\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3263\" data-end=\"3272\"\u003eEmail\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003ca data-start=\"3274\" data-end=\"3290\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e for help, tea, or tracking questions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3329\" data-end=\"3332\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3334\" data-end=\"3527\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3334\" data-end=\"3370\"\u003eKEOLIX: Loud. Funny. Boldly You.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3370\" data-end=\"3373\"\u003eWe don’t design for the masses—we design for the mains. Everything we make is handmade, in-house, and rooted in chaos, confidence, and creative rebellion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3529\" data-end=\"3635\" class=\"\"\u003e🛒 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3532\" data-end=\"3547\"\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3547\" data-end=\"3550\"\u003e📣 Then go be wildly, gloriously, unapologetically rich… even if it’s only in spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like \u003ci\u003eyou\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ea\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3529\" data-end=\"3635\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KEOLIX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56884929200393,"sku":"SQ1104177","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/4040\/2697\/files\/Image11-04-2024at12.52.jpg?v=1773511601","url":"https:\/\/instock.net\/products\/rich-and-unemployed-yacht-satire-tote-bag","provider":"InStock","version":"1.0","type":"link"}