{"product_id":"sassy-cherry-tote-i-know-you-hate-me-x-bag","title":"Sassy Cherry Tote – \"I Know You Hate Me x\" Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"885\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"885\"\u003eBecause sometimes, you just need your tote to say what your face can’t.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"1184\" class=\"\"\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"931\"\u003e\"I Know You Hate Me x\" tote bag\u003c\/strong\u003e—a cheeky, confident, retro-inspired power move disguised as an eco-friendly carryall. With its bold pink cartoon cherry duo and that gloriously passive-aggressive. Sweetly venomous little phrase, this tote isn’t just storage—it’s sass on your shoulder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1463\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether you’re dragging yourself to the café where your ex still loiters (on purpose), or strutting into the office pretending you didn’t just silently win that passive-aggressive feud with HR—this is \u003cem data-start=\"1387\" data-end=\"1392\"\u003ethe\u003c\/em\u003e bag that’ll do the dirty talking while you keep your lipstick perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1465\" data-end=\"1516\"\u003e🍒 Why You'll Love This Sassy Queen of a Tote:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"2586\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1858\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1858\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1546\"\u003eBold Statement Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1546\" data-end=\"1549\"\u003eLet’s talk cherries. Not just \u003cem data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1586\"\u003eany\u003c\/em\u003e cherries. These two are smug little icons of sarcasm, silently mouthing “you wish” while sitting smugly above the phrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"1708\" data-end=\"1735\"\u003e“I Know You Hate Me x.”\u003c\/strong\u003e We’ve paired classic pink vibes with ironic affection. It’s the millennial version of a power play. And baby, it delivers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1860\" data-end=\"2229\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1862\" data-end=\"2229\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1862\" data-end=\"1886\"\u003eEco-Chic + Attitude:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1886\" data-end=\"1889\"\u003eMade from 100% \u003cstrong data-start=\"1906\" data-end=\"1925\"\u003erecycled cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e, this bag serves looks \u003cem data-start=\"1949\" data-end=\"1954\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e sustainability. She's soft, she's strong, and she's here to carry your emotional baggage—along with your oat milk, laptop, and that overly ambitious reading list you bring everywhere but never touch. It’s the flex that says, “I care about the planet… just not your opinion.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2231\" data-end=\"2586\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2233\" data-end=\"2586\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2233\" data-end=\"2259\"\u003ePerfect Everyday Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2259\" data-end=\"2262\"\u003eMeasuring \u003cstrong data-start=\"2274\" data-end=\"2307\"\u003e40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e, this tote is the goldilocks of bags—big enough to fit your essentials (or your enemies' tears), but not so big it ruins your fit check. Lightweight with \u003cstrong data-start=\"2462\" data-end=\"2477\"\u003e130-135 gsm\u003c\/strong\u003e thickness, it’s comfy enough to wear all day without looking like you packed your trauma and your groceries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"2588\" data-end=\"2613\" class=\"\"\u003e💅 Where It Belongs:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2615\" data-end=\"2981\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2615\" data-end=\"2693\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2617\" data-end=\"2693\" class=\"\"\u003eOn the arm of every girl who’s been called \u003cem data-start=\"2660\" data-end=\"2670\"\u003etoo much\u003c\/em\u003e and made it her brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2694\" data-end=\"2733\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2696\" data-end=\"2733\" class=\"\"\u003eInside therapy rooms (we won’t tell).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2734\" data-end=\"2802\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2736\" data-end=\"2802\" class=\"\"\u003eHanging from the shoulders of the bold, the petty, and the iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2803\" data-end=\"2878\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2805\" data-end=\"2878\" class=\"\"\u003eFront row at brunch, catching side eyes and compliments in equal measure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2879\" data-end=\"2981\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2881\" data-end=\"2981\" class=\"\"\u003eGiven as \u003cem data-start=\"2890\" data-end=\"2909\"\u003ethe ultimate gift\u003c\/em\u003e to your most chaotic friend (or yourself, because self-love is louder).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"2983\" data-end=\"3006\" class=\"\"\u003e🛍️ Gifting Vibes:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3008\" data-end=\"3327\" class=\"\"\u003eThis tote makes a \u003cem data-start=\"3026\" data-end=\"3034\"\u003ekiller\u003c\/em\u003e gift for your sassiest bestie, your Gen Z cousin with eyeliner sharper than your past mistakes, or your own inner teenager finally rising from the ashes. Whether it’s for a birthday, break-up, or a just-because-I’m-iconic present, this is the bag that says \u003cem data-start=\"3292\" data-end=\"3304\"\u003eeverything\u003c\/em\u003e without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3329\" data-end=\"3332\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3334\" data-end=\"3354\" class=\"\"\u003e✨ Product Specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3355\" data-end=\"3581\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3355\" data-end=\"3393\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3357\" data-end=\"3393\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3357\" data-end=\"3370\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Recycled Cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3394\" data-end=\"3443\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3396\" data-end=\"3443\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3396\" data-end=\"3411\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3444\" data-end=\"3474\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3446\" data-end=\"3474\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3446\" data-end=\"3460\"\u003eThickness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 130-135 gsm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3475\" data-end=\"3522\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3477\" data-end=\"3522\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3477\" data-end=\"3487\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Natural base with pink\/red print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3523\" data-end=\"3581\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3525\" data-end=\"3581\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3525\" data-end=\"3534\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean or hand wash to preserve your drama\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3583\" data-end=\"3586\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3588\" data-end=\"3749\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3588\" data-end=\"3613\"\u003eSo… who's hating now?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3613\" data-end=\"3616\"\u003eAdd the “I Know You Hate Me x” tote to your cart and let the world \u003cem data-start=\"3683\" data-end=\"3716\"\u003efeel your cherry-flavored wrath\u003c\/em\u003e—one unapologetic look at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3588\" data-end=\"3749\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like \u003ci\u003eyou\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KEOLIX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56884934082825,"sku":"sku-48785999331651","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/4040\/2697\/files\/Unknown-488.jpg?v=1773511610","url":"https:\/\/instock.net\/products\/sassy-cherry-tote-i-know-you-hate-me-x-bag","provider":"InStock","version":"1.0","type":"link"}