{"product_id":"scrabble-cheek-tote-witty-wordplay-bold-statement-bag","title":"Scrabble Cheek Tote – Witty Wordplay Bold Statement Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"807\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"804\"\u003eScrabble, but make it savage..... \u003c\/strong\u003eEnter the dangerously witty world of our \u003cstrong data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"879\"\u003e“Scrabble Cheek” tote bag\u003c\/strong\u003e, where wordplay gets spicy and polite society gets side-eyed. If you’ve ever looked at a group chat and thought “TWAT,” congrats—you just found your new emotional support tote.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1058\" data-end=\"1078\" class=\"\"\u003eLet’s break it down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1083\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1085\" data-end=\"1102\" class=\"\"\u003e💬 The Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1183\" class=\"\"\u003eIt’s cute. It’s clever. And it’s \u003cem data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003edefinitely\u003c\/em\u003e not safe for the easily offended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1434\" class=\"\"\u003eThis bag features strategically arranged Scrabble tiles spelling \u003cstrong data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003eT-W-A-T\u003c\/strong\u003e right in the middle of the oh-so-casual phrase “There We Are Then.” The result? A sharp little wink to those in the know. It’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1434\"\u003echeeky, rude, and entirely unapologetic.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1436\" data-end=\"1479\" class=\"\"\u003eNo emojis needed. The attitude is built in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1481\" data-end=\"1484\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1486\" data-end=\"1505\" class=\"\"\u003e👜 Tote Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1507\" data-end=\"1704\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1507\" data-end=\"1550\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1550\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1551\" data-end=\"1592\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1553\" data-end=\"1592\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1553\" data-end=\"1566\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% recycled cotton ♻️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1593\" data-end=\"1627\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1595\" data-end=\"1627\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1595\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003eFabric weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 130-135 gsm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1628\" data-end=\"1704\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1704\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1643\"\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Holds opinions, spreadsheets, groceries, and probably trauma\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1706\" data-end=\"1862\" class=\"\"\u003eThis isn’t some flimsy promotional tote you get at a bank. This is the kind of tote that walks into the room first, takes the best seat, and roasts your ex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1864\" data-end=\"1867\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1869\" data-end=\"1891\" class=\"\"\u003e🎯 Who’s This For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1893\" data-end=\"2102\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1893\" data-end=\"1941\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1895\" data-end=\"1941\" class=\"\"\u003eThe girl with a spreadsheet and a short fuse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1942\" data-end=\"1985\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1944\" data-end=\"1985\" class=\"\"\u003eThe guy who plays Scrabble \u003cem data-start=\"1971\" data-end=\"1983\"\u003eto destroy\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1986\" data-end=\"2041\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1988\" data-end=\"2041\" class=\"\"\u003eYour mate who says “twat” with affection and menace\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2042\" data-end=\"2102\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2044\" data-end=\"2102\" class=\"\"\u003eAnyone who’s fluent in sarcasm and wants the world to know\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2104\" data-end=\"2184\" class=\"\"\u003eThis bag screams \u003cstrong data-start=\"2121\" data-end=\"2150\"\u003e\"I’m literate AND petty.”\u003c\/strong\u003e The dream combo, if we’re honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2186\" data-end=\"2189\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2191\" data-end=\"2222\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 The Ultimate Gift for...\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2224\" data-end=\"2388\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2224\" data-end=\"2248\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2226\" data-end=\"2248\" class=\"\"\u003eWord nerds with bite\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2249\" data-end=\"2298\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2251\" data-end=\"2298\" class=\"\"\u003eCo-workers who pretend to be nice in meetings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2299\" data-end=\"2339\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2301\" data-end=\"2339\" class=\"\"\u003eYour bestie who weaponizes eye rolls\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2340\" data-end=\"2388\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2342\" data-end=\"2388\" class=\"\"\u003eThat one cousin who quotes Fleabag religiously\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2390\" data-end=\"2479\" class=\"\"\u003eWrap it in pink tissue paper or hand it over in silence—either way, it’ll do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2481\" data-end=\"2484\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2486\" data-end=\"2508\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 Packs Available\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2510\" data-end=\"2623\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2510\" data-end=\"2544\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2512\" data-end=\"2544\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2512\" data-end=\"2523\"\u003e1 Tote:\u003c\/strong\u003e The personal roast\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2545\" data-end=\"2585\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2547\" data-end=\"2585\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2547\" data-end=\"2558\"\u003e3 Pack:\u003c\/strong\u003e For the whole group chat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2586\" data-end=\"2623\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2588\" data-end=\"2623\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2588\" data-end=\"2599\"\u003e6 Pack:\u003c\/strong\u003e One for every alter ego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2625\" data-end=\"2628\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2630\" data-end=\"2648\" class=\"\"\u003e💅 Keeks Says:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2650\" data-end=\"2942\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2650\" data-end=\"2939\"\u003e\"This is the tote I carry when I’m on my way to ruin someone’s day with facts and flawless spelling. It’s giving hot librarian who drinks too much wine and will call out your boyfriend for breathing wrong. If you’re not afraid of a little chaos in Helvetica, this tote is your soulmate.\"\u003c\/em\u003e 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2944\" data-end=\"2947\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2949\" data-end=\"2969\" class=\"\"\u003e✔ Summary Recap:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2971\" data-end=\"3117\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2971\" data-end=\"3001\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2973\" data-end=\"3001\" class=\"\"\u003eScrabble-inspired sass? ✔️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3002\" data-end=\"3035\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3004\" data-end=\"3035\" class=\"\"\u003eBold humor in plain sight? ✔️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3036\" data-end=\"3070\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3038\" data-end=\"3070\" class=\"\"\u003eEco-friendly, street-ready? ✔️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3071\" data-end=\"3117\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3073\" data-end=\"3117\" class=\"\"\u003eGuaranteed to offend (in the best way)? ✔️✔️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3119\" data-end=\"3122\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3124\" data-end=\"3231\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3124\" data-end=\"3180\"\u003eSnag yours before it gets banned in a small village.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3180\" data-end=\"3183\"\u003eAdd to cart and let the tiles do the talking. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like \u003ci\u003eyou\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3124\" data-end=\"3231\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KEOLIX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56884875657481,"sku":"sku-48546582004035","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/4040\/2697\/files\/Unknown-359.jpg?v=1773511482","url":"https:\/\/instock.net\/products\/scrabble-cheek-tote-witty-wordplay-bold-statement-bag","provider":"InStock","version":"1.0","type":"link"}