{"product_id":"you-re-my-cutie-pie-soldier-baking-funny-love-card","title":"You’re My Cutie Pie – Soldier Baking Funny Love Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"1023\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"835\"\u003eYou’re My Cutie Pie...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"838\"\u003eSweet, silly, and absolutely unforgettable.\u003cbr data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"884\"\u003eThis charming card features an adorable cartoon soldier baking a pie — because love means effort, a little flour, and a whole lot of heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1065\"\u003e🥧 WHY THIS CARD HITS DIFFERENT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1567\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003ePlayfully Romantic:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1092\" data-end=\"1095\"\u003eThis isn’t your average love card. It’s a perfect mix of affection and wit. If your love language is teasing while baking, this card speaks fluent \u003cem data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003eyou two\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003eAdorable Design with Meaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1289\" data-end=\"1292\"\u003eA soldier with oven mitts? Iconic. The sweet pun shows you're soft for them… without losing your edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1567\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1567\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1419\"\u003eKeepsake Quality:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1422\"\u003ePrinted on luxe 300gsm cardstock with bold, vibrant colors. It’s a gift in its own right — the kind they’ll prop on a shelf and never throw away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1569\" data-end=\"1572\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1574\" data-end=\"1593\"\u003e🪖 PERFECT CARD FOR:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1595\" data-end=\"1776\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1595\" data-end=\"1614\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1597\" data-end=\"1614\"\u003eValentine’s Day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1615\" data-end=\"1670\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1617\" data-end=\"1670\"\u003eAnniversaries (especially if they love puns or pie)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1671\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1673\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1685\" data-end=\"1729\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1687\" data-end=\"1729\"\u003eMilitary spouses or long-distance cuties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1730\" data-end=\"1776\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1732\" data-end=\"1776\"\u003e“Just because I’m obsessed with you” moments\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1778\" data-end=\"1853\"\u003eWhether they’re in uniform or just your personal hero, this one’s for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1855\" data-end=\"1858\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1860\" data-end=\"1879\"\u003e📏 CARD SIZE OPTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1881\" data-end=\"1908\"\u003eChoose your flavor of cute:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1910\" data-end=\"2080\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1910\" data-end=\"1954\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1912\" data-end=\"1954\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1912\" data-end=\"1932\"\u003eA6 (4.1” x 5.8”)\u003c\/strong\u003e – Small but mighty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1955\" data-end=\"2012\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1957\" data-end=\"2012\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1957\" data-end=\"1968\"\u003eA5 \u003c\/strong\u003e– The classic. Frame it, pin it, love it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2013\" data-end=\"2080\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2015\" data-end=\"2080\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2015\" data-end=\"2035\"\u003eA4 \u003c\/strong\u003e– Big enough to write an entire love letter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2082\" data-end=\"2170\"\u003eEach comes with a crisp white envelope — ready to send or deliver in person with a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2172\" data-end=\"2175\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2177\" data-end=\"2207\"\u003e🖨️ PRINT SPECS \u0026amp; FEATURES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2209\" data-end=\"2404\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2209\" data-end=\"2237\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2211\" data-end=\"2237\"\u003e300gsm premium cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2238\" data-end=\"2270\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2240\" data-end=\"2270\"\u003eMatte finish for a luxe feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2271\" data-end=\"2331\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2273\" data-end=\"2331\"\u003eBlank inside so you can write something filthy… or sweet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2332\" data-end=\"2404\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2334\" data-end=\"2404\"\u003ePackaged with care so it arrives as perfect as your pie-loving partner\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2406\" data-end=\"2409\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2411\" data-end=\"2437\"\u003e🤍 WHY THEY’LL LOVE IT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2439\" data-end=\"2616\"\u003e✔ It’s funny, sweet, and unexpected\u003cbr data-start=\"2474\" data-end=\"2477\"\u003e✔ The pun game is strong (and adorable)\u003cbr data-start=\"2516\" data-end=\"2519\"\u003e✔ It’s not cringe or cheesy – just cheeky and thoughtful\u003cbr data-start=\"2575\" data-end=\"2578\"\u003e✔ Looks amazing on a shelf or pinboard\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2618\" data-end=\"2621\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2623\" data-end=\"2657\"\u003e🛒 MAKE THEM SMILE – ORDER NOW\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2659\" data-end=\"2865\"\u003eThis isn’t just a card. 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