{"product_id":"you-sir-are-a-fish-funny-cowboy-t-shirt","title":"\"You, Sir, Are a Fish!\" – Funny Cowboy T-shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"280\" data-end=\"352\" class=\"\"\u003e🐟 \u003cstrong data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"352\"\u003e\"You, Sir, Are a Fish!\" – Bold Cowboy and Fish Cartoon T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"357\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"359\" data-end=\"415\" class=\"\"\u003e🐎 For the Wild Ones Who Make No Sense (and Love It)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"417\" data-end=\"680\" class=\"\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"448\"\u003e\"You, Sir, Are a Fish!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e T-shirt is pure chaos in the best possible way.\u003cbr data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"499\"\u003eFeaturing a cowboy dramatically confronting a fish (yes, you read that right), this tee is built for the bold, the quirky, and the people who never explain their inside jokes. Ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"748\" class=\"\"\u003eIt’s weird. It’s wonderful. It’s exactly what your wardrobe needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"750\" data-end=\"753\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"790\" class=\"\"\u003e💬 Why You’ll Love This T-Shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"833\" class=\"\"\u003e🎯 \u003cstrong data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"831\"\u003eAbsurd, Loud, and Hilarious\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"1008\" class=\"\"\u003eThe cowboy.\u003cbr data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"848\"\u003eThe fish.\u003cbr data-start=\"857\" data-end=\"860\"\u003eThe completely unnecessary drama.\u003cbr data-start=\"893\" data-end=\"896\"\u003eYou don't wear this shirt to blend in.\u003cbr data-start=\"934\" data-end=\"937\"\u003eYou wear it to make people \u003cem data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"979\"\u003eask questions\u003c\/em\u003e — and then refuse to answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1055\" class=\"\"\u003e🛡️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eDurable Enough for Shenanigans\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1287\" class=\"\"\u003eCrafted from 100% heavy cotton.\u003cbr data-start=\"1087\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003eSoft enough for everyday wear, tough enough for whatever chaos you get into.\u003cbr data-start=\"1166\" data-end=\"1169\"\u003eThe bold red background and crisp print won't fade even after a hundred cowboy standoffs (or, you know, laundry days).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1289\" data-end=\"1342\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003eGift It to the Funniest Person You Know\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1343\" data-end=\"1458\" class=\"\"\u003eOr gift it to yourself.\u003cbr data-start=\"1366\" data-end=\"1369\"\u003eBecause honestly? If you're even \u003cem data-start=\"1402\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003ethinking\u003c\/em\u003e about this shirt, you're already that person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1460\" data-end=\"1463\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1465\" data-end=\"1499\" class=\"\"\u003e👕 Comfort That Rides With You\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1501\" data-end=\"1758\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1501\" data-end=\"1554\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1503\" data-end=\"1554\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1503\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e – Soft, breathable, built to last\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1555\" data-end=\"1612\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1557\" data-end=\"1612\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1557\" data-end=\"1574\"\u003eFabric Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e – 175gsm (white) \/ 185gsm (colored)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1613\" data-end=\"1685\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1615\" data-end=\"1685\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1615\" data-end=\"1622\"\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e – True to size; size up if you want that baggy yeehaw energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1686\" data-end=\"1758\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1688\" data-end=\"1758\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1688\" data-end=\"1709\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e – Machine washable, no drama, no weird shrinking\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1760\" data-end=\"1763\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1765\" data-end=\"1787\" class=\"\"\u003e📏 Sizes Available\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1789\" data-end=\"1805\" class=\"\"\u003eS, M, L, XL, XXL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1807\" data-end=\"1851\" class=\"\"\u003eBecause cowboys and fish come in all shapes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1853\" data-end=\"1856\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1858\" data-end=\"1877\" class=\"\"\u003e🎯 Perfect for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1879\" data-end=\"2085\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1879\" data-end=\"1893\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1881\" data-end=\"1893\" class=\"\"\u003eRoad trips\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1894\" data-end=\"1910\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1896\" data-end=\"1910\" class=\"\"\u003eMeme parties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1911\" data-end=\"1949\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1913\" data-end=\"1949\" class=\"\"\u003eFarmer's markets (if you're brave)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1950\" data-end=\"2035\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1952\" data-end=\"2035\" class=\"\"\u003eAwkward family gatherings (icebreaker: \u003cem data-start=\"1991\" data-end=\"2032\"\u003e“Yes, it’s a cowboy yelling at a fish.”\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2036\" data-end=\"2085\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2038\" data-end=\"2085\" class=\"\"\u003eSitting in cafes looking mysterious and chaotic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2087\" data-end=\"2090\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2092\" data-end=\"2158\" class=\"\"\u003e🧠 Bonus Waffle – Because Some Things Don’t Need to Make Sense\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2160\" data-end=\"2582\" class=\"\"\u003eYou don’t have to explain why this shirt exists.\u003cbr data-start=\"2208\" data-end=\"2211\"\u003eYou don’t have to explain why it makes you laugh at 2AM.\u003cbr data-start=\"2267\" data-end=\"2270\"\u003eSome things are just perfect in their absurdity.\u003cbr data-start=\"2318\" data-end=\"2321\"\u003eThis shirt is a celebration of the fact that life is weird, people are weirder, and sometimes the best thing you can do is throw on a ridiculous tee and ride the chaos like the majestic, confused cowboy-fish hybrid you are inside.\u003cbr data-start=\"2551\" data-end=\"2554\"\u003eStay confusing. Stay iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2160\" data-end=\"2582\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"192\" data-end=\"251\" class=\"\"\u003e🎣 Bonus Bonus Waffle – The Fish Was a Metaphor. Maybe.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"601\" class=\"\"\u003eMaybe the cowboy is society.\u003cbr data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"284\"\u003eMaybe the fish is your untamable spirit.\u003cbr data-start=\"324\" data-end=\"327\"\u003eMaybe it’s just a cowboy yelling at a fish.\u003cbr data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"373\"\u003eWho cares? It’s iconic either way.\u003cbr data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"410\"\u003eYou don’t need to justify your weirdness.\u003cbr data-start=\"451\" data-end=\"454\"\u003eYou don’t need permission to be hilarious, confusing, and legendary all at once.\u003cbr data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"537\"\u003eThis shirt is your license to exist loudly — logic not required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2584\" data-end=\"2587\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2589\" data-end=\"2614\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2616\" data-end=\"2771\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2616\" data-end=\"2650\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2618\" data-end=\"2650\" class=\"\"\u003eShips within 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2651\" data-end=\"2684\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2653\" data-end=\"2684\" class=\"\"\u003eUK Delivery: 2–5 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2685\" data-end=\"2730\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2687\" data-end=\"2730\" class=\"\"\u003eInternational Delivery: 7–14 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2731\" data-end=\"2771\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2733\" data-end=\"2771\" class=\"\"\u003eTracked Shipping available at checkout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2773\" data-end=\"2920\" class=\"\"\u003eReturns accepted within 14 days for non-personalized, unworn items.\u003cbr data-start=\"2840\" data-end=\"2843\"\u003eLost your fish? Need help? Email \u003ca data-start=\"2876\" data-end=\"2919\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2773\" data-end=\"2920\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. 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